Variety day

This time I've taken it seriously, so as not to repeat the three-month gap. Here we go: a set of updates that are completely unrelated to each other!

New item: Soft soap

This item should have been added back in the last update, but I didn't think of it. When you use it, the player's character will soap up (what a surprise). Just find some water somewhere nearby to rinse the soap off, or you'll be walking around in foam like a complete goof. Oh, and one more thing: try not to confuse this item with sake - as it turns out, the bottles are very similar.

New item: the "Double Dick" scroll

As the title suggests, reading this scroll will cause the hero to grow a second penis (did somebody say... lecherous... treat? Shoko... Sugimoto? no-no, what are you talking about, I don't know such people). With two cocks at your disposal, you can slam someone's pussy and asshole at the same time! But as always with scrolls, be careful. First of all, misread something - and the penis will grow... not in the place you'd expect to see it. And second, cumming with two cocks at once makes it much easier to run out of sperm.

New scene with the Succubus: armpit job

The Succubus will allow the hero to enjoy her body... but for now, he can't expect much. And yet, it's the Succubus: even her pit can be better than some people you had fucked in the usual way.

Please note: this should've been the third scene, and it should've been preceded by a rimjob scene that isn't ready yet. So if you don't understand some of the throwbacks, don't worry: once all the scenes are lined up in the proper order, everything will fall into place. Sorry!

New mechanic: traps

Well known by all fans of classic roguelikes, traps are one of the dangers that await the hero in dungeons. Traps were not originally intended to be added to the game (so as not to make the player's already difficult life too tough). But then some dumb hilarious interesting idea came to me, and the concept of traps was the best way to go about it. The first trap added is a sex doll. "How is a sex doll a trap?" - you ask. "You'll find out xD" - I'll answer with a sly grin, and hint that shovelling your dick into every possible hole is usually not the best idea (not only in the game, by the way).

Miscellaneous

• The effect creation system has been redesigned (making it easier to create identical effects from different parts of the app).
• Extra actors can now have an internal serializable state (which gives them many possibilities; for example, to comment on certain player actions without repeating themselves).
• Being in water now "washes away" some effects (ends them).
• The data normalizing mechanism has been redesigned.
• The calculation of the player's body parts available for sex / fondling has been reworked: for example, if the hero is wearing a chastity belt, girls will no longer try to reach out to his Lil' Buddy in vain - they will only choose among the available areas (and will be upset if there are none at all).
• Changed many comments on monster actions and other random messages (to account for the fact that a hero can now have more than one variant of genitalia).
• When the player gets to a "boss level", all their items and effects are removed (it would be cool, of course, to have girls react in a special way if the hero has, say, two penises, but this adds too much work).
• The action log console (sidebar on the right) can now display emojis.
• The mechanism of saving statistics between runs has been redesigned; the game now remembers how many times the hero has had sex with each type of monster individually, how much gold he has collected, and how many traps he has activated.

Fixes

• Incorrect saving on maps with passable water has been fixed.

In conclusion: the next update may be delayed again, because I plan to do a tile upgrade and map redesign, which is a complicated and time-consuming job. I really hope to complete it in a month, to keep up the (just founded) tradition of publishing updates monthly, but I can't promise anything. In case anyone's reading this and you'd like to be informed of progress more regularly - the game now has a subreddit where I post information every week. There's nothing exclusive there; everything that's there goes into the devlog as well, but you can get the news more quickly (and it's more convenient to comment there).

Thank you for your attention, my imaginary friend, and see you around!